strawberries and spikes

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

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“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn, via artisanthief)

— 2 days ago with 163289 notes

meganesenpai:

Curse you third person

(Source: lilyspring, via artisanthief)

— 2 days ago with 66414 notes

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

welcometohiddlehell:

Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston trying to do math.

SPOILER ALERT: They can’t.

It’s okay, I can’t either.

We English folk do not do math

(Source: fallentornandfrayed, via thewidower)

— 2 days ago with 16435 notes
lu-fu-maybe:

Precious sweetie-pie Chekov~

lu-fu-maybe:

Precious sweetie-pie Chekov~

(via thewidower)

— 2 days ago with 231 notes